- morning: HOLY SHIT it's freezing
- afternoon: who the fuck set the earth on fire.
- Me: I'm convinced that Florence is a legitimate real life angel.
- Cousin: Why do you think that?
- Me: Her voice is a gift from the heavens, she brings a whole new level to the word beautiful, and also the way she moves is so angelic.
- Cousin: The way she moves is like someone who took ballet for 4+ years and her voice is the product of great genes, good luck and probably hundreds of dollars of singing lessons from a really good singer.
- Me: Why do you always have to ruin the magic.
and it’s a little something called “Florence and the Machine”
Christmas- lets get fuckin’ pissed
Easter- lets get fuckin’ pissed
Australia day- lets get fuckin’ pissed
Birthdays- lets get fuckin’ pissed
Sports team looses- lets get fuckin’ pissed
Sports team wins- Lets get fuckin’pissed
Anzac day- pay your respects cunt
(I just had to printscreen this, so perfect)
I want to punch people in the face who are depressed and make sure everyone else is depressed because they are depressed, the world doesn’t revolve around you and your emotions honey.